a note for first-timers

If it's your first time here and you're new to blogs, the first post you'll see is the most recent so that's where you should be ending, rather than starting. Otherwise, carry on...

Please, feel free to comment - you know you want to.

backety backety back

Okay, so I kinda went missing for a while. I admit it. I wasn't about and fulfilling my responsibilities as a conscientious blogger. I've been a bad otter. *sigh*

But, before you go off in search of rocks and things to throw at me, let me just give you a little insight into my reasons for not having been about - and perhaps then you'll spare me the stoning...

I've been immensely bored, naturally, but I've also been suffering from a distinct sense of apathy. 'Tis an affliction, I tell thee; an affliction!

See? And there was you thinking I just couldn't be bothered. Ohhhhh no - it was something else entirely.

And with that, Your Honour, I rest my case.