a note for first-timers

If it's your first time here and you're new to blogs, the first post you'll see is the most recent so that's where you should be ending, rather than starting. Otherwise, carry on...

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the real slim wombat

Guess who's back, back again.
Wombat's back, tell a friend.
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...
[ Na na naa ]

Yes, she has indeed returned. Hurrah! I missed not having her around the office and she never has her bloody phone charged up on so it's not like I can even call her and say, "I'm bored. How's your back?" or something.

Mind you, she's in a meeting at the moment so I can't send her an email and say, "I'm bored. How's your back?" either. Actually, the way we write emails it would be more like "I'mbored.How'syourback?" Clearly, it makes it more difficult to read like that - perfect for when someone's looking at your monitor from their own desk in an attempt to work out what you're saying and whether it's about them.