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and on the eighth day, God created His paranoid followers

Oh good God, what is the world coming to? Other than an end, I mean - assuming Mr Cole Coker is correct.

Still in the whole "Secret Message" mind-set, I clicked on a couple of links and came across this absolute beauty asking: Was Noah a Martian?. Didn't I say that a secret message can be found in just about anything? Yes; yes I did. Less than an hour ago, in fact.

Now, according to Ken Ham - who wrote the article - a New York Times article claims that "Noah's Flood actually occurred on Mars". To justify his understanding of the article, he puts forward the truly startling revelation that the New York Times described it as "a 'Noachian' event". Sweet Holy Jesus! That just about it seals the deal, doesn't it?

Well... no. As it happens. For the term "Noachian", you see, has sweet f.a. to do with the chappy from the Bible who apparently rounded up two of every animal and put them on a big boat - sorry "Ark" - he'd built.

In fact, it simply relates to a place on Mars and, following a very quick Google search, this becomes entirely apparent. See for yourself.

Even if the term did - and let us not forget that it doesn't - relate in some way to the Biblical Noah, what a huge jump it is to claim that the New York Times was suggesting that Noah was actually a Martian. Not only has he cottoned on to non-facts, he's also twisted those non-facts into something else entirely. Silly, silly man. *sigh*

I'd write to him and tell him he's being an eejit but I suspect he'd declare me a follower of Lucifer and request that God smite me. So, with that in mind, I shall sit here instead, acting all meek, and hopefully inherit whatever's left of the Earth someday.

La la laaaa...